ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

ethiopienne:

on today’s episode of me having feelings, a series of tweets about “anti-rape nail polish.”

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nasturbate:

snapchat is an art

(Source: nasturbate)

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babefield:

queermobile:

is this philly

imagine walking out of your house and this is the first thing you see

babefield:

queermobile:

is this philly

imagine walking out of your house and this is the first thing you see

(Source: dantethescrub)

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majortwink:

in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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analish:

tumblr literally makes me want to rewatch every old drake and josh episode ever

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  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

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brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

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blinking-red-light:

"We heard a little girl… GOT SERIOUSLY BURNED!"

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