comedycentral:

Watch tonight’s new @midnight to find out which of these #RuinAPresident tweets will be elected the best.

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dorkly:

phrux:

yes

Anon Discovers The Horrible Secret To Wealthier Sims

I would judge, but that would suggest that there’s a way to play “The Sims” that isn’t sociopathic.

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glitteryobituary:

femme-mermaid27:

As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like 

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and the other half is like

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I am a combination of both these things, all year. 

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not-cooper:

Doris lived a short but prosperous life

(Source: coopercinno)

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