theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

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gnarly:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

gnarly:

Gotta make money some how $$$ My stripper name shall be equality

throws pennies at you

gnarly:

theleastinterestingmanwithablog:

gnarly:

Gotta make money some how $$$
My stripper name shall be equality

throws pennies at you

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sabot-cat:

"What’s your favorite album, or book?" "I really like Metamorphosis, I think it says a lot about the human condition and psyche." "Yeah I love Franz Kafka." "Oh no, I was talking about Hilary Duff’s debut album."  

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drakejoshwave:

*walks up to straight couple* so whos the drake and whos the josh

(Source: konoxa)

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styleswanky:

mom, dad, im gay. im very gay. haha tricked you i mean gay as in happy. pretty happy to have another mans dick in my ass

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clannyphantom:

rubee:

I HEARD A DOG BARK TODAY AND I BARKED BACK AND IT REPLIED THE EXACT SAME WAY AND WE WENT BACK AND FORTH UNTIL MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT IT WAS JUST MY VOICE ECHOING AND I HAD BEEN BARKIG BY MYSELF FOR 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT

BUT WHO BARKED THE FIRST TIME

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realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

realitytvgifs:

the only sport you’ll see me playing

(Source: brokegifs)

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